Causes:
over-abuse of cryptic blogging
Symptoms/long-term effects:
relating two very distant subjects in a retarded way, thinking at the time that it was so clever; not being able to understand blogs written in the past; loss of the ability to express oneself like a normal human being; skin discoloration, especially blue
Treatment:
get a real fucking journal
Come save me Dre! I need a doctor :(
